La vida según Quino

Para los que no lo saben, Quino es el creador de la tira cómica Mafalda.

Pienso que la forma en la que la vida fluye esta mal. Debería ser al revés: Uno debería morir primero, para salir de eso de una vez.

Lueno, vivir en un asilo de ancianos hasta que te saquen cuando ya no eres tan viejo para estar ahí. Entonces empiezas a trabajar, trabajar por cuarenta años hasta que eres lo suficientemente joven para disgrutar de tu jubilación. Luego fiestas, parrandas, drogas, alcohol. Diversión, amantes, novios, novias, todo, hasta que estás listo para entrar a la secundaria…

Después pasas a la primaria, y eres un niño(a) que se la pasa jugando sin responsabilidades de ningún tipo…

Luego pasas a ser bebé, y vas de nuevo al vientre materno, y ahí pasas los mejores y últimos 9 meses de tu vida flotando en un líquido tibio, hasta que tu vida se apaga en un tremendo orgasmo…

!!!ESO ES VIDA!!!

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